Dinner and a Comedy
Obeying your evolutionary instincts from the days when apes were hunted by ravenous hoards of spiders, you wriggle through the webbing and break into a run, on a gossamer cloud under a perfect starry sky. The sticky webbing continues to bring you to your knees and a bitter taste to your lips, while the shadowy form of the beast easily picks its way forward, showing a mocking smile with its row of sharp fangs. Perhaps running harder will save you, though it is becoming more and more likely that the only escapes from being made into an ape-wrap are to jump to your death, or fight mano-a-spido.